O Come and Party NOW with John O.

You who watch the Ball a droppin

You who sit yo Meditation

You who know yo Heart is stoppin

You who git yo ’Nebriation

You there with yo Partner Kissin

You about to do a Cracker

You who got no Pot to piss in

You about to get a Smacker

You Hot Tramp You Pure Nitwit

You Holy Fool Hey Nonny-Nonno

You about to eat some Shit

O Come and Party NOW with John O.

You who think you may have found it

Sittin Zazen sayin Japa

You who think you may have lost it

Gettin loaded playin Zappa

You who almost lost a digit

Reachin down somebody’s Jeans

You there tryin not to fidget

Humpin what yo Koan means

You Stuck Up Queen You Bozo You

You who go mano a mano

You kokoro wo tomeru

O Come and Party NOW with John O.

Snap yo fingers NOW is Midnight

You who know yo Mumonkan

Snap yo fingers NOW is Midnight

You who know yo Upchuck’s gone

Snap yo fingers NOW is NOW

Midnight’s gone and that’s a Fact

Snap yo fingers always NOW

NOW no matter how you act

Do yo quite UNHOLY NOWNESS

All Them Other Times is Gone-O

You don’t have to know the Howness

Come and Party NOW with John O.